So you know how our neighbourhood has a plethora of colourful individuals who like to talk out loud? I know you're the biggest busy body on the block, but I'm asking you to stop taking it so personally.
I'd like to suggest that in situations where the above mentioned colourful individual starts to bark at you, that you try your best to be the bigger person for once....and LET. IT. GO.
Cool?
Another thing I've been wondering about...are dogs immune to the smell of their own gas? I mean, isn't your sniffer a bazillion times more sensitive than mine? Then HOW can you POSSIBLY not notice that you've just farted out a gas that is SO potent you've managed to assault everybody around you in a five-mile radius? Dude... it's DENSE.
I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything. I'm just saying.
On the one hand, I'd like to retain a few of the brain cells I have left. On the other hand, I believe we can market that toxic rear end of yours and turn it into the best biological weapon known to mankind.
I've got two dogs that make farts for dog treats if you needed a couple more workers.
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