Jane, Nori and I were doing our usual noon-hour walk around the city and running some errands. On our way back to campus, this girl started calling after us.
"Is that a boy or a girl?"
She was pretty direct. She got straight to the point.
Me: Uh. Girl.
Girl: "I have a keeshond who's a boy..."
Me: "Oh, she's a Norwegian Elkhound"
Girl: Really?? She looks EXACTLY like my Keeshond. I'm looking to breed my keeshond 'coz he's not neutered.
Me: Oh. Um. If you look on Craigslist you can probably find people looking to um, find mates for their dogs... or that other one...
Jane: Kijiji
Me: Right
Jane: Yah, lots of people post listings up
Girl: *not remotely interested* She looks EXACTLY like my keeshond. He's the same colouring and shaved down *blah blah blah blah*
Me: Oh, she's not shaved down. I think she's related to keeshonds though.
Girl: No, my keeshond is shaved down. Like whew! Wow.
Me: Okay. Well. Great. *head spinning*
So we turn and start to walk away. Nori happily trotting along beside us, completely and blissfully unaware of the conversation...
Me: ew
Jane: Gross. I feel dirty.
Me: EW. Nori just got propositioned for sex!
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